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june 05
Mood swings..
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground regarding this chicken.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

RAMADOSS
Although I originally voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
BRINDA K
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

Dr MANMOHAN SINGH
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

THE POLIT BUREAU
It was an historic inevitability that the chicken would cross the road.

CAPTAIN KIRK
The chicken crossed the road to boldly go where no chicken had ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

:P BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook…and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. And what is your definition of chicken, anyway?

THACKREY
I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken “THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD.” And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

OSAMA
Did I miss one?

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A great lie is like a great fish on dry land; it may fret and fling and make a frightful bother, but it cannot hurt you. You have only to keep still, and it will die of itself.
Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.Our lives are to be used and thus to be lived as fully as possible, and truly it seems that we are never so alive as when we concern ourselves with other people

Qui crache contre le vent, crache dans son propre visage.
au revoir